Michael Phelps should totally marry Nastia Liukin.
The American darlings of the 2008 Olympics could be the greatest couple known to mankind. Their wedding ceremony (presided over by Bela Karolyi, naturally), would be People magazine cover material. They could found a fashion company specializing in skintight jumpsuits, leotards, and more. They would then go on to have beautiful, long-limbed, flexible children with well-toned arms who would dominate in any sport involving water and/or acrobatics. The only thing standing in their way is a 13 inch height difference, but who cares when you have true love and a combined 128* Olympic medals?Can someone over there in Beijing hook these two up? Today show, you all seem to talk to one of them every half hour. Let's make it happen, people.
(*figure slightly exaggerated)
